Grimy@lemmy.world to Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoI don't think a person who built a shadowban malware list and slipped in a DDoS attack in his farewell message should be a mod on this community.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI don't think a person who built a shadowban malware list and slipped in a DDoS attack in his farewell message should be a mod on this community.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agoI pulled the man back on the sidewalk just before the car zipped by and breathed a sigh of relief as the numbers above his head went from 5 seconds to 5 years.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI pulled the man back on the sidewalk just before the car zipped by and breathed a sigh of relief as the numbers above his head went from 5 seconds to 5 years.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago“I don’t even care what happens anymore,” I muttered, letting the car drift slowly across the center line.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square“I don’t even care what happens anymore,” I muttered, letting the car drift slowly across the center line.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 months agoBy being careful with the portions, the left over ribs should carry me through to Thursday.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareBy being careful with the portions, the left over ribs should carry me through to Thursday.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 months agoThe body hasn't been found yet but everyone seems to have accepted that I've left for good.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe body hasn't been found yet but everyone seems to have accepted that I've left for good.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago"I'll have a rib, please" The wealthy business man said to the smiling waiter.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"I'll have a rib, please" The wealthy business man said to the smiling waiter.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 months ago"It's just phantom limb syndrome," the doctor assured me, examining the healed stump of my amputated arm.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"It's just phantom limb syndrome," the doctor assured me, examining the healed stump of my amputated arm.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 months agoMy friend's pre-fall family heirloom kept beeping faster, but still, we found nothing.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageMy friend's pre-fall family heirloom kept beeping faster, but still, we found nothing.plus-squarelemmy.worldGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agoWe have reached our quota and will stop deporting illegal immigrants.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWe have reached our quota and will stop deporting illegal immigrants.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agoLearn to save for the futurelemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageLearn to save for the futurelemmy.worldGrimy@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months agoIn my business, the competition will do the work for you if you sit back and wait long enough.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIn my business, the competition will do the work for you if you sit back and wait long enough.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months ago"Then, Jeffrey gently sat a black box on his lap"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Then, Jeffrey gently sat a black box on his lap"plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months agoHe hummed gently as he wrote my life into rhyme and turned my recent heartbreak to soft poetry.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHe hummed gently as he wrote my life into rhyme and turned my recent heartbreak to soft poetry.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-211 months agoI really wish we hanged our dead instead of burying them.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI really wish we hanged our dead instead of burying them.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months ago"Reincarnation is real and I can make you remember your strongest memories!"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Reincarnation is real and I can make you remember your strongest memories!"plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-211 months ago“Upon review, your archived Lemmy history is substantially compliant, showing de minimis toxicity.”plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square“Upon review, your archived Lemmy history is substantially compliant, showing de minimis toxicity.”plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-211 months agoIt never occurred to me that my childhood pets disappearing, or my sleepwalking ceasing the moment my parents finally stopped replacing them, were all connected.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt never occurred to me that my childhood pets disappearing, or my sleepwalking ceasing the moment my parents finally stopped replacing them, were all connected.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 year agoTired of this unjust society, the time traveler went back to change it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareTired of this unjust society, the time traveler went back to change it.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agoIn the flickering glow of a jury rigged biotech lab, Dr. Reeves marveled at her son’s perfect clone, free from the genetic aberration.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIn the flickering glow of a jury rigged biotech lab, Dr. Reeves marveled at her son’s perfect clone, free from the genetic aberration.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 year agoI sign the consent forms for Dad at the hospice while the portable server rack hums like a pack of angry bees.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI sign the consent forms for Dad at the hospice while the portable server rack hums like a pack of angry bees.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.world to Two Sentence Horror@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
