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slothrop @lemmy.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls - The Onion

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Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls
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WASHINGTON—His voice shaking even more than usual as he grew excited over his impending torment, a trembling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was overheard Thursday telling a dominatrix to use processed foods on his balls. “Mistress Jessica, I’ve been a bad little health and human services secretary, and I…I deserve to have my pathetic nuts punished […]
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