Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agonot she berry or he berry but no berrylemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagenot she berry or he berry but no berrylemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoBigfoot is just a man who made a choice.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageBigfoot is just a man who made a choice.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoNothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sacklemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageNothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sacklemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoPhotographer wants to take cool photo, inadvertently discovers sheep physics.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagePhotographer wants to take cool photo, inadvertently discovers sheep physics.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoArguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoeverlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageArguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoeverlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoI wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. This one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. This one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoYou could take an oath swearing on a jar of peanut butter.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageYou could take an oath swearing on a jar of peanut butter.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoAt this rate of gays being transed we will soon have to tap into strategic homosexual reserveslemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageAt this rate of gays being transed we will soon have to tap into strategic homosexual reserveslemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoI miss when goon meant entry level mafia employeelemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI miss when goon meant entry level mafia employeelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoIf food worked you wouldn't need to keep eating it.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageIf food worked you wouldn't need to keep eating it.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoRoomie called me out the other day when I had a round of applause come from my ass.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageRoomie called me out the other day when I had a round of applause come from my ass.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoTree trimmer was playing shadow puppets when he crushed coworker's headlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageTree trimmer was playing shadow puppets when he crushed coworker's headlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoJust got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there.)lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageJust got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there.)lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoLeg-shortening surgery should be an optional alternative to prison time.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageLeg-shortening surgery should be an optional alternative to prison time.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoWho was going to tell me larp isn't a real wordlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWho was going to tell me larp isn't a real wordlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoIf you ever forget how metal the uterus is, remember that doctors used to think this thing could traipse around the bodylemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageIf you ever forget how metal the uterus is, remember that doctors used to think this thing could traipse around the bodylemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoit's been some journey watching these green frogs go from being used to deny the holocaust to being used to advocate for more bike laneslemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageit's been some journey watching these green frogs go from being used to deny the holocaust to being used to advocate for more bike laneslemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agoIs the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheerlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageIs the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheerlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agoYou can "trap" a self-driving car with a ring of salt.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageYou can "trap" a self-driving car with a ring of salt.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 16 days agoMy eyes widened in horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywherelemmy.todayimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageMy eyes widened in horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywherelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square0fedilink
